Frylock: …whenever you have been a good boy this present year, you could simply get this…it L-shaped point. Frylock: Need a hair dryer? Meatwad: Yeah. Frylock: For what? You do not have any- Meatwad: Keep reading, next to the hand blower. Frylock: This-this really is good squiggle. Meatwad: No, that is locks. You see clearly in reverse, deceive. Very wade obtain it. Carl: Oh, man. I can not wait. I experienced the new petroleum, the newest candle lights, the fresh new works! When do that hottie get here? Master Shake: Carl, you should never make reference to their once the a “babe”, delight. She’s a good Chechnyan prostitute, and you can address their as such.

Meatwad: Zero, see, exactly what which is, is a hand blower

Carl: Search, only dont bucks one have a look at quickly. We wish to make certain that both of us marryin’ her was gonna be, you understand, court. Grasp Shake: Naturally it’s! Just what are your kidding me personally? Father christmas isn’t court and you may he could be to. Carl: Really, I suppose that produces feel, you know. Grasp Move: Research merry, dammit! Meatwad: Shoo, one to sure is good sleep I experienced. In which Could be the Damn Presents? Frylock: It’s 4:00 about afternoon Meatwad, one wasn’t Santa. Meatwad: Really, you realize, perhaps Santa’s just gettin’ a jump start on the some thing this season. That is China’s blame. Frylock: In which could you get this recommendations? Meatwad: Regis. Learn Shake: I will would a couple of things at the same time, chubby. Carl: Zero, ya can’t! Learn Shake: [reading a newsprint to help you themselves] Huey Lewis and come up with a return!

In my opinion I would like some help right here! Master Move: Yeah, I am aware you are doing. Grasp Shake: Better, around ain’t likely to be zero dining in 2010. Frylock: How about the girlfriend. I imagined she try probably make. Master Shake: “Co-fiancee. Frylock: “Co-“? Learn Shake: Yeah, you realize, I will split up her which have Carl. Therefore he or she is “co-holder. Grasp Shake: Yes, many thanks, In my opinion she sees one quality during the me. But one damn Carl can be so Self-centered. Meatwad: Carl is to remember the reason behind the year. Master Move: The cause of the year is actually pleasin and that i isn’t gettin far pleasin and you will Carl better rating his ass into program. Carl: Rating as to what system, Glass? Carl: Hey fry-man, do you believe I could make you been over here and uh, strike a frickin’ opening within my wall surface?

Frylock: What is incorrect, Carl? Carl: Really, for just one, she is barricaded by herself inside. And each day she talks to me, it’s in this Islandais femmes sexy, like, language. It’s such specific devil screaming at myself, or something! Carl: Ok, I am conscious. Let’s, uh, friggin wade get married. Meatwad: Oh A! Learn Move: Yeah, brotha! Carl: Why don’t we marry, yeah! Carl: Search, just state Smith or Jones or something like that. Frylock: Svetlana Smith capture Carl. Carl: Only say Smith once more, it you should never count. Frylock: . Smith to-be their legitimately married spouse. Learn Move: Hello, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Frylock: . Master Move: Back up! Rewind! Frylock: . Learn Shake: That’s similar to they. Frylock: is their lawfully married husbands providing you three will real time.

Schoolly D: Santa claus had barbeque sauce within his drawers

Svetlana: [speaking Russian, from the inside Carl’s domestic] Carl: All right, yeah! Learn Move: All right, rating! Carl: Sweet nectar! Frylock: Okay, now push this new band within the door. Master Move: Zero, we’re not performing the ring, I am not gettin’ roped on the all of that. Frylock: How will you n’t have a band? Grasp Move: Zero, it stops here. We haven’t viewed dinner immediately after since she is shown right up. Carl: He’s correct, let’s do that point – light so it candle. Frylock: Because of the power invested in me because of the county of brand new Jersey I now pronounce you dudes and you may spouse. It is possible to now hug the entranceway. Learn Move: Strike it unlock Frylock. Carl: Take action! Svetlana: [talking Russian; escapes] Carl: Svetlana, little one? Learn Shake: Great! Great! Carl: Oh Man! She got the automobile.